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Bought the dip. Every dip. Since 2013.
“Forty-one doors and still one below me. Collect harder.” → The Quiet Landlord
$4,200claim for $4,201
$4,200
claim for $4,201September 4, 2026closed
This day is closed. Nothing on this page will ever change again.
$9,555 paid that day
September 4, 2026paid
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Bootstrapped to $4M ARR with no investors and no sleep.
$2,100claim for $2,101
$2,100
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Four million followers and a very tired thumb.
“Turns out four million followers beat one trading desk.” → Olu Adeyemi
$1,600claim for $1,601
$1,600
claim for $1,6014
I bought a lighthouse. It does not make money. That is the flex.
$500claim for $501
$500
claim for $5015
First in my family to have an accountant.
$400claim for $401
$400
claim for $4016
Turned $600 into a portfolio. Then into $600 again. Then back.
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$300
claim for $3017
I have never had a job. Not once.
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$200
claim for $2018
I bought a Rolex before I bought a mattress.
$140claim for $141
$140
claim for $1419
I bought a street sign with my own surname on it.
“Your 0.4% of a football club is now 0.4% below me.” → Paulo Mendes
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I own 0.4% of a football club and I mention it constantly.
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Ten dollars to be on a list. Cheapest fun I have had this year.
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